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...I do believe there's been an outbreak of aliens at this school who abduct students and force them to have sex? And what? No anal probes? ...

:\ More crazy shit for this island.

Hey. Streaking actually is kinda fun. Cept for the fact when you bump into the guy who wants your ass, you know, while naked. >/

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Hey people.

I'm Jesus.

No fucking clue what exactly that is, but apparently an important figure of some sort.

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME. >O

((Any questions? No offense to anyone. ;\))