token_l: (:| are you serious...)
Yamashita Yasu ([personal profile] token_l) wrote2012-08-10 11:20 pm

[Event post]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*
whitrthanwhite: (Really Onni?)

[personal profile] whitrthanwhite 2012-08-12 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
... What.

::You aren't that fat, are you?::
whitrthanwhite: (Really Onni?)

[personal profile] whitrthanwhite 2012-08-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
... You look plush and curvy, not chubby.
whitrthanwhite: (Really Onni?)

[personal profile] whitrthanwhite 2012-08-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
No. There's a difference between fat and voluptuous. I deal with the two all the time. You're not fat. Though if you pork on the ice cream, you'll become fat.

::Attempts to confiscate your ice cream tub.::

[personal profile] whitrthanwhite 2012-08-12 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
::Holds it up above her head.::

Not anymore. I am the candy police, and I am confiscating your sweets, ma'am.
whitrthanwhite: (That's Really Funny!)

[personal profile] whitrthanwhite 2012-08-12 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then exercise them off!

::Runs away with it.::