[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

Either way, sorry if I offended you.

[monomyth]

[Shakes her head.]

It would be a bit silly to get offended over that after you've had your fun with them, wouldn't it?

[token_l]

...Yeah, hehehehe...

*That was a rather pervy snicker. She's totally not thinking of your boobs now...again...*

[monomyth]

[... Sigh.]

[token_l]

Well, I like boobs, but I like it even more when there's brain attached to them.

*Smoooothly puts an arm around Saiga's shoulders...*

[monomyth]

[... sighs and leans on.]

I suppose statistically someone has to.

[token_l]

Beauty and brains are a combination to be reckoned with.

[monomyth]

And if you can't have both, breasts and brains are a good fallback option?

[token_l]

Well, that's not too far from being an intelligent hooch then, I'd think.




...

I believeI just described myself.

[monomyth]

A hooch, huh?

[token_l]

Yes, I consider myself hoochy. I like sex.

[monomyth]

Well, it's good to like what you're good at.

[token_l]

Oh, I was good at it, huh?

[monomyth]

Was I not obvious enough then?

[token_l]

Oooooh no, you were pretty obvious about my skills at the time. Very obvious.

[monomyth]

That's what I thought.

[... may be glancing around to make sure no one is actually listening to their conversation oops]

[token_l]

Eh? Something wrong?

[monomyth]

Not so much. I just thought it might be awkward if someone was eavesdropping.

[token_l]

Oh...oops. Do you mind the arm around the shoulders thing? I thought it was smooth...

[monomyth]

[Small laugh.]

If I minded, you'd know by now.

[token_l]

Oooooooh, I wouldn't want the tabloids finding out that Saiga Aliester is seeing some low life journalist wench, nope.

*She totally butchers "Aliester"*

I'm glad you don't mind though, hon.

[monomyth]

[... she'll correct you another time.]

I don't care who knows who I'm seeing, it's the comments on other topics that annoys me.

[token_l]

Ah, well...I won't bring up those other topics then. What do you wanna talk about?

[monomyth]

How about if you want to go on a date somewhere?

[token_l]

I thought we were already on a date...