[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

Well, between you and me, we've already established you're a jerk since you'd even consider making a fat joke around a girl.

It kinda makes me feel special. Like I stand out ironically in a crowd of weirdos, you know?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I only make fat jokes around girls whom I have or have nearly put it into!

It makes me feel sort of like god. Especially that time I blew up the ancient sumerian god. Or when I beat up Thor."

[token_l]

That's even worse! You have physical intimacy with a girl, and then you make fun of them. Jerk.

You have more courage than I do to actually deal with the weirdos while at a "normal" disadvantage.

[beastkingnaoma]

"If I have physical intimacy with them they obviously know I find them hot!

I consider myself superhuman."

[token_l]

That's still pretty tool-ish. Even if you mean it out of affection, it's a sensitive topic for girls. Like myself.

...Are you actually superhuman, or is that just an ego thing?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I usually say it while squeezing their boobs though...

Oh it's an ego thing. I have a big ego."

[token_l]

...so in the heat of the moment, you speak a sweet nothing into her ear that goes like this.

*In a demonstrative way, she starts groping her own chest and speaks in a deep voice.* "Mmmm babe, you're so fat."

Real smooth, dude.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Naaaah it's a lot less 'heat of the moment' and more 'I'm being an idiot'."

[token_l]

God, you must be awful at foreplay, if that's what you say.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't do it during FOREPLAY, geeze. I might just come up behind them when they're doing something and ask if they've been eating more because their chest is bigger."

[token_l]

I was just TEASING, jeez! That sounds kinda cute actually. I've been with a guy who was much more a jerk and did that in a more assholeish way.

[beastkingnaoma]

"How do you do it like an asshole? Squeeze hard and then call the girl fatso?"

[token_l]

Squeeze my belly fat or butt really hard and tell me "It's really gross how fat you are, maybe you should lay off the french fries." So basically...yeah.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....That sounds terrible. I'd never do anything like that. Although squeezing stomachs sounds nice."

[token_l]

...Why?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I dunno. It's kinda like boobs but less erotic and more intimate.


...Not hard!"

[token_l]

I suppose you'd be the kind of guy who'd like blowing raspberries on a girl's belly too, huh?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...That seems cute."

[token_l]

Yup, I knew you'd be the kinda guy to like that. It sure is. It tickles.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What made me seem like the kind of guy to like that?"

[token_l]

Well, you like tummies and think they're cute, even if they're pudgy. You also seem like a softy for cute cuddly antics despite your jerkish manly exterior.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Guilty."

[token_l]

...Your presence and good guy interior can only make me wonder how you are single at this point.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well. I broke up with my last girlfriend cause. Uh. Her mom was. Sort of. Trying to make her into a clone of herself. And she was kind of young and her mom was pushing her to have kids immediately? It was weird. Since then I've kinda been trying not to get involved cause.. uh."

He pushes his fingers together.

"I have. A tendency. To get easily infatuated."

[token_l]

There, there buddy. It's a rough world out there...

*She pats him on the back.*

If it helps, I think it's cute that you do. And I mean it in not a non-teasing way. I'd normally probably make fun of you for it, but...it really is. You're a guy who can admit something like that.