[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[whitrthanwhite]

... A store?

[token_l]

...I should invest in one so I can steal people's ice cream too.

[whitrthanwhite]

It cost me 30,000 Yen.

[token_l]

...What?! That's ridiculous!

[whitrthanwhite]

It was a gift to a someone at work. The gifts had to cost 25,000 Yen or more.

Then when I got to the party I found out they had flown to the Bermudas and married their socks.

[token_l]

...I wish I worked where you worked, Shiroko. Sounds a lot better than my current place of employment. I won't even ask about how one marries their socks.

[whitrthanwhite]

... You don't.

Half the people giving me money want me to eat the essence of a Perfect Machine King.

::Sighs, deflating.::

[token_l]

What does that even mean?

[whitrthanwhite]

I eat a glowing card, I turn into a robot girl.

[token_l]

...Didn't they want you to be a goth lolita girl?

[whitrthanwhite]

Yes. A robot gothic lolita chick who fires missiles.

[token_l]

From her tits?

[whitrthanwhite]

... No. From Wing like structures. So why are you eating ice cream in the park?

[token_l]

Because I'm already enormous, so what's the harm in eating ice cream. There's a lot to gain with nothing to lose. Weight-wise.

*Eats a big scoop.*

[whitrthanwhite]

... What.

::You aren't that fat, are you?::

[token_l]

I'm fat.

*No, she is not. This is the first time she's eating ice cream in a while, and she usually doesn't eat junk food a lot even, except for the occasional french fries and other potatoy dishes...she has that hourglass figure i.e hot and not fat. But you know what self body image does to one...*

[whitrthanwhite]

... You look plush and curvy, not chubby.

[token_l]

...Plush and curvy sounds like the same as chubby!

[whitrthanwhite]

No. There's a difference between fat and voluptuous. I deal with the two all the time. You're not fat. Though if you pork on the ice cream, you'll become fat.

::Attempts to confiscate your ice cream tub.::

[token_l]

Hey! That's mine! *Flails for the ice cream.*

[whitrthanwhite]

::Holds it up above her head.::

Not anymore. I am the candy police, and I am confiscating your sweets, ma'am.

[token_l]

B-but! I was just eating it as a way to drown in my sorrows! *Flails for the ice cream. ;.;*

[whitrthanwhite]

Then exercise them off!

::Runs away with it.::

[token_l]

*...Just watches her run off with it and eats the bread crumbs she's had all this time.*