[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

I don't know if you'd want to go out with a whale, though.

[monomyth]

A whale?

[token_l]

I'm not even messing with you, I'm a whale.

[monomyth]

[... finger jabs at Yasu's waist :|a]

[token_l]

*It's soft, but nowhere near the level of "fat"*

Oh yeah, rub it in by poking my muffin top!

[monomyth]

If that counts as 'whale', what does that make these?

[Gestures to her own chest.]

[token_l]

Chest pillows. Breast fat is different from fat fat.

...You can continue to make that gesture though, I don't mind.

[monomyth]

[Eyeroll.]

I'm still bound down, don't get too excited.

[token_l]

Even more exciting, it's like a package of goodies waiting to be unwrapped.

[monomyth]

A package of fat and glands, who could have wanted anything else?

[token_l]

........

Boobs are so amazing.

[monomyth]

[...

Sigh.]

[token_l]

I was referring to your boobs.

[monomyth]

I can tell.

[token_l]

*Frowns a little like she offended Saiga or something. Like a kicked puppy frown. mun wishes she had an icon like that.*

Not good to refer to them?

[monomyth]

[Pauses, considering.]

... I guess if it's coming from you, it's fine.

[token_l]

Either way, sorry if I offended you.

[monomyth]

[Shakes her head.]

It would be a bit silly to get offended over that after you've had your fun with them, wouldn't it?

[token_l]

...Yeah, hehehehe...

*That was a rather pervy snicker. She's totally not thinking of your boobs now...again...*

[monomyth]

[... Sigh.]

[token_l]

Well, I like boobs, but I like it even more when there's brain attached to them.

*Smoooothly puts an arm around Saiga's shoulders...*

[monomyth]

[... sighs and leans on.]

I suppose statistically someone has to.

[token_l]

Beauty and brains are a combination to be reckoned with.

[monomyth]

And if you can't have both, breasts and brains are a good fallback option?

[token_l]

Well, that's not too far from being an intelligent hooch then, I'd think.




...

I believeI just described myself.