[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

Like what?

[monomyth]

Well, there was the one time I kicked a guy so hard I broke my leg.

[token_l]

...And he ran away?

[monomyth]

I think I broke a few of his ribs, too.

[token_l]

...For a little thing, you are vicious. Remind me to not get on your bad side.

[monomyth]

I would have assumed you didn't want to anyway.

[token_l]

No, I wouldn't want to at all~

Now, I have to wonder why you want to make people run away from you constantly.

[monomyth]

I have to weed out the weak so I know which are more appetizing.

[token_l]

...You gotta stop doing that.

[monomyth]

Ah, fine, if I have to.

[token_l]

Good, good. *Scoots back over next to Saiga from the end of the bench.*

[monomyth]

[Sighs and leans on a little.]

I'll have to think of a new way to mess with your head.

[token_l]

*Oh that leaning feels nice. :3*

Is messing with my head your way of flirting?

[monomyth]

It's more interesting than the normal way, isn't it?

[token_l]

It's not as romantic, but I can dig it.

*Leans back onto Saiga. ooh lala*

[monomyth]

[o mai]

At least you know I'll never bore you.

[token_l]

I hope you don't get bored with me...

[monomyth]

Let's go out more often and we'll find out.

[token_l]

I don't know if you'd want to go out with a whale, though.

[monomyth]

A whale?

[token_l]

I'm not even messing with you, I'm a whale.

[monomyth]

[... finger jabs at Yasu's waist :|a]

[token_l]

*It's soft, but nowhere near the level of "fat"*

Oh yeah, rub it in by poking my muffin top!

[monomyth]

If that counts as 'whale', what does that make these?

[Gestures to her own chest.]

[token_l]

Chest pillows. Breast fat is different from fat fat.

...You can continue to make that gesture though, I don't mind.