[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Your stomach looks fine.

Go find Shiyoko..Kurochi? I forget, Monica no last name, or Seiya Kamasu. Those are what actual heavier girls look like. And even they're just sort of chubby."

[token_l]

Noooo, it's not flat, therefore, there's fat.

*She lifts up her shirt, and it's really not as fat as she's making it. It's quite pleasant, really.*

Hmm. I'll try to find these girls. I dunno how much seeing them will make me feel better, though. Maybe I could try to hook up with one....

[beastkingnaoma]

"...It looks very nice.

One of them is married, one is technically a zombie, and one is a robot."

[token_l]

I guess...if you're into that sorta thing it would. Some guys are.

...You can't compare humans, zombies, and robots in terms of size and shape.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm not a chubby chaser you look fine!

And yes I can, when they're all basically human."

[token_l]

So you'd hypothetically tap this, right? If you weren't on that anti-floozy thing, hypothetically.

No. Robots and zombies have different metabolisms than humans. Not to mention probably a different diet...but you're probably referring to vastly different robots and zombies from what I'm thinking.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yes. Yes I would.


She's a human zombie that is really only a zombie cause she came back from the dead. She's basically alive. And the other drinks beer and eats normal food so presumably she's the same."

[token_l]

Good, good. *She nods, with a little smirk on her face, in affirmation to herself.*

...You know some weird chicks.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Confidence boost huh?

They're not even close to the weirdest."

[token_l]

Indeed. I'd tap you too, if that gives you a confidence boost after that lightweight comment. You looked a little embarrassed.

...Yeah, there's plenty of weird in this city.

[beastkingnaoma]

"People look at me weird when I say I don't drink..!

I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few people who count as normal."

[token_l]

With good reason. You look like a beer kinda guy.

You are pretty normal as far as our conversation has gone. I consider myself pretty ordinary as well. No extra limbs, no alter ego, no megalomaniac intentions, no tentacles...just a normal mcnormie.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why do people say that.

Yep. Normal. Which technically makes us abnormal."

[token_l]

You're a big and burly manly man from Manhattan. Appropriate type for a beer lover.

...That's actually really nice to think of it that way.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...People assume I'm a jerk too. Which I am! But in an entirely different way!

It kind of is."

[token_l]

Well, between you and me, we've already established you're a jerk since you'd even consider making a fat joke around a girl.

It kinda makes me feel special. Like I stand out ironically in a crowd of weirdos, you know?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I only make fat jokes around girls whom I have or have nearly put it into!

It makes me feel sort of like god. Especially that time I blew up the ancient sumerian god. Or when I beat up Thor."

[token_l]

That's even worse! You have physical intimacy with a girl, and then you make fun of them. Jerk.

You have more courage than I do to actually deal with the weirdos while at a "normal" disadvantage.

[beastkingnaoma]

"If I have physical intimacy with them they obviously know I find them hot!

I consider myself superhuman."

[token_l]

That's still pretty tool-ish. Even if you mean it out of affection, it's a sensitive topic for girls. Like myself.

...Are you actually superhuman, or is that just an ego thing?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I usually say it while squeezing their boobs though...

Oh it's an ego thing. I have a big ego."

[token_l]

...so in the heat of the moment, you speak a sweet nothing into her ear that goes like this.

*In a demonstrative way, she starts groping her own chest and speaks in a deep voice.* "Mmmm babe, you're so fat."

Real smooth, dude.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Naaaah it's a lot less 'heat of the moment' and more 'I'm being an idiot'."

[token_l]

God, you must be awful at foreplay, if that's what you say.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't do it during FOREPLAY, geeze. I might just come up behind them when they're doing something and ask if they've been eating more because their chest is bigger."