[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

Nothing is impossible in this city. Maybe that's why you work with spirits. Since you can't eat them. Right?

[monomyth]

Oh, I'm sure I could if I tried.

[still has that straight face]

[token_l]

Is this what you've been planning all along? To eat me? And I don't mean in the fun way....

[monomyth]

[... okay, she can't hold her straight face anymore, she is trying to stifle laughter.]

[token_l]

*Looks SMUG and crosses her arms smugly. With the ice cream.*

See, I knew that line would get you.

[monomyth]

I must be losing my edge, I thought I could hold it longer.

[token_l]

Hehe...you really don't eat humans though, right?

[monomyth]

You should know first-hand, right?

[Messing with Yasu is too fun.]

[token_l]

...i ate you, not the other way around.

[monomyth]

Good point. So, I guess that's more offering myself up for it.

[token_l]

If you weren't so cute, I'd be running away screaming right now.

[monomyth]

Oh, you wouldn't be the first.

[token_l]

You do the whole 'I'm a cannibal' thing a lot?!

[monomyth]

No, I give better reasons to run away.

[token_l]

Like what?

[monomyth]

Well, there was the one time I kicked a guy so hard I broke my leg.

[token_l]

...And he ran away?

[monomyth]

I think I broke a few of his ribs, too.

[token_l]

...For a little thing, you are vicious. Remind me to not get on your bad side.

[monomyth]

I would have assumed you didn't want to anyway.

[token_l]

No, I wouldn't want to at all~

Now, I have to wonder why you want to make people run away from you constantly.

[monomyth]

I have to weed out the weak so I know which are more appetizing.

[token_l]

...You gotta stop doing that.

[monomyth]

Ah, fine, if I have to.

[token_l]

Good, good. *Scoots back over next to Saiga from the end of the bench.*