[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[monomyth]

I could use something with sugar anyway.

[sits down next to |3]

[token_l]

*...brightens up a bit when Saiga sits down next to her. She sits up, since her posture's been awful in this pathetic display.*

Uhh, I don't have an extra spoon. So if you don't mind my cooties....

*Holds up her spoon. :?*

[monomyth]

I'm sure I've had to deal with worse.

[Takes it, DELICIOUS ICE CREAM]

[token_l]

It's good shit, right?

[monomyth]

I've had better.

[token_l]

...Like?

[monomyth]

[Perfectly straight-faced.]

People, of course.

[token_l]

.......

*Scoots to the far end of the bench, with her ice cream of course.*

[monomyth]

What? Some cuts are quite good. Delicacies, even.

[token_l]

Please don't tell me you're serious? You're an attractive girl, I don't a deal breaker, cannibalism nonetheless!

[monomyth]

What do you think?

[token_l]

Nothing is impossible in this city. Maybe that's why you work with spirits. Since you can't eat them. Right?

[monomyth]

Oh, I'm sure I could if I tried.

[still has that straight face]

[token_l]

Is this what you've been planning all along? To eat me? And I don't mean in the fun way....

[monomyth]

[... okay, she can't hold her straight face anymore, she is trying to stifle laughter.]

[token_l]

*Looks SMUG and crosses her arms smugly. With the ice cream.*

See, I knew that line would get you.

[monomyth]

I must be losing my edge, I thought I could hold it longer.

[token_l]

Hehe...you really don't eat humans though, right?

[monomyth]

You should know first-hand, right?

[Messing with Yasu is too fun.]

[token_l]

...i ate you, not the other way around.

[monomyth]

Good point. So, I guess that's more offering myself up for it.

[token_l]

If you weren't so cute, I'd be running away screaming right now.

[monomyth]

Oh, you wouldn't be the first.

[token_l]

You do the whole 'I'm a cannibal' thing a lot?!

[monomyth]

No, I give better reasons to run away.