[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"One of those places where you can gamble or watch women in lingerie perform and stuff."

[token_l]

...........

That sounds so awesome.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's gaudy."

[token_l]

I'm well aware of that, but women are dancing half naked whether it's gaudy lingerie or not!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I think they might be monsters too."

[token_l]

Like sexy lady monsters or monster monsters? I mean, I wouldn't mind an Amazoness Trainee dancing around all cute and stuff.

[beastkingnaoma]

"monster monsters disguised as sexy ladies until they find out you're not tempted and then try to claw you."

[token_l]

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For some reason, I still think I can dig that.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well it's certainly no Hell."

[token_l]

Have you been there before?

[beastkingnaoma]

"What, the gentlemen's club? Yeah. It has good fries."

[token_l]

Mmm, fries and exotic duel monster dancers...sounds like my kinda place.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I think the owner is this succubus with huge knockers."

[token_l]

Wait, really? I know a succubus with huge knockers!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Maybe it's the same succubus with huge knockers."

[token_l]

Well the succubus with huge knockers I'm talking about is my ex-girlfriend so...this would be awkward if so.

[beastkingnaoma]

"What, your ex owning a gentleman's club? I don't think she dances."

[token_l]

I guess there are more awkward factors to my relationship with my ex girlfriend considering she has sex just for her survival.

*What an awful love life.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Oh come on, that wouldn't really be awkward until she tries putting a condiment on you."

[token_l]

What the hell is it with you people and cannibal jokes?!

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Who else made a cannibal joke? Also it was more in reference to the sex as food thing."

[token_l]

...Oh, that makes sense. Well, it was this girl named Saiga. She was just messing with me, but still, you can never be too sure with this city. Anything's possible.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well one of my exes was the vessel of an ancient sumerian god, yeah."

[token_l]

...I...I'm sorry to hear that? Ice cream for your baggage?

*Holds out the pint, with spoon. This chick is weird.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"No it's fine I blew a giant hole in the god and then.. she.. kinda dumped me."

He sulks.