[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

*Pauses to think whether she really wants to tell this guy what's bothering her....eh, he seems like a nice guy, and even somewhat concerned? What's the harm...*

I'm being bullied by some bitch who keeps calling me fat and old and disgusting.

...wow, that sounds even more pathetic out loud.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...You're not fat."

That doesn't even sound like a complement. It sounds like he's disbelieving that you could even be offended by being called fat.

[token_l]

...I appreciate the gentlemanly flattery, but it's okay, you can tell me the truth.

*And she's in disbelief that you even said that in your disbelief.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're not fat."

[token_l]

...Thanks.

*Eats a scoop of ice cream and keeps sulking. She's not convinced.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Really! I'm a jerk, so I'd totally be making fat jokes right now if I thought you were fat."

[token_l]

...As awful as that statement was, you sound sincere about it.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Of course I am. I'm always sincere."

[token_l]

Hmph, I appreciate it and all even from a guy I barely know, but we obviously have different visions of "fat".

[beastkingnaoma]

"And maybe those are different from the visions of the mean girl calling you names."

[token_l]

Not even visions, she had a stupid magical mirror that showed the "true me" as an obese whale slob in sweatpants. When you see it in real life, you can't help but think it's real. ...But yes, you are right.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What was this woman like."

[token_l]

Tall, skinny, blonde, and a super huge bitch.

Basically everything I want to be minus the last one.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Did she look like an amazonian."

[token_l]

...And a fox, yes.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Oh her. She called me names, so I told her she was like one of my exes only not as attractive. Then she threw a manhole cover at me."

[token_l]

Wow, you really are a jerk.

[beastkingnaoma]

"She started it!"

[token_l]

Well...she has a tendency to do that. I've ran into her more than once. She's an awful bitch.

*SULKS.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm pretty sure she's evil, somehow."

[token_l]

...Yeah, it's been too peaceful in this city for someone to not pop up and cause a ruckus.

[beastkingnaoma]

"and she runs a den of debauchery."

[token_l]

...What?!

*NO I SHOULDN'T THINK THAT'S HOT*

[beastkingnaoma]

"One of those places where you can gamble or watch women in lingerie perform and stuff."

[token_l]

...........

That sounds so awesome.