[Event post]

[token_l]

*Yasu's in the park, sittin' on a bench, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. A pint of it to be exact. She's also throwing out some bread crumbs to a bunch of birds...and grabbing a hand full to eat, herself.

Come bother this TOTALLY attractive young lady.*

Comments

[token_l]

*Looks up at the really huge guy and looks back down at her ice cream.*

......I was too lazy to go back up to my apartment and be this pathetic in private....

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well, you probably would have a gallon if it was in private, so maybe that's a good thing."

[token_l]

....Now I really want a gallon. Thanks a lot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Don't eat a gallon. At least not cookie dough."

[token_l]

Do you speak from experience or something? I'm sure big guys cry and eat ice cream in private too.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No see, when a guy like me does it, we do it publicly and call it 'carbo loading'."

[token_l]

See, I could actually be carbo loading myself instead of putting all my sorrows in this cookie dough ice cream, as you've assumed. Assumptions are bad.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Are you?"

[token_l]

*Looks back down at her ice cream and sulks.*

...no.

[beastkingnaoma]

"So why are you sulking?"

[token_l]

*Pauses to think whether she really wants to tell this guy what's bothering her....eh, he seems like a nice guy, and even somewhat concerned? What's the harm...*

I'm being bullied by some bitch who keeps calling me fat and old and disgusting.

...wow, that sounds even more pathetic out loud.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...You're not fat."

That doesn't even sound like a complement. It sounds like he's disbelieving that you could even be offended by being called fat.

[token_l]

...I appreciate the gentlemanly flattery, but it's okay, you can tell me the truth.

*And she's in disbelief that you even said that in your disbelief.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're not fat."

[token_l]

...Thanks.

*Eats a scoop of ice cream and keeps sulking. She's not convinced.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Really! I'm a jerk, so I'd totally be making fat jokes right now if I thought you were fat."

[token_l]

...As awful as that statement was, you sound sincere about it.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Of course I am. I'm always sincere."

[token_l]

Hmph, I appreciate it and all even from a guy I barely know, but we obviously have different visions of "fat".

[beastkingnaoma]

"And maybe those are different from the visions of the mean girl calling you names."

[token_l]

Not even visions, she had a stupid magical mirror that showed the "true me" as an obese whale slob in sweatpants. When you see it in real life, you can't help but think it's real. ...But yes, you are right.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What was this woman like."

[token_l]

Tall, skinny, blonde, and a super huge bitch.

Basically everything I want to be minus the last one.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Did she look like an amazonian."

[token_l]

...And a fox, yes.